"In this country American means white. Everybody else has to hyphenate."
Toni Morrison (via direwolves)
Rihanna - Diamonds (Acoustic)
Check out that time stamp. Still applies.
*video game boss the size of a skyscraper*
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING"
*ten minutes later*
"that…was surprisingly easy."
*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword*
"ahhh this’ll probably be easy"
*ten hours later*
"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced."
Get to know me meme: favorite video games [1/5]: the elder scrolls v: skyrim (2011)"But, there's one they fear. In their tongue, he's Dovahkiin: Dragonborn!"
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"